DURRRR I TOLD YOU THIS WEEK IS ALL MESSED UP!!


yesterday morning, at like 7ish my maid burst into my room while i was still knocked out on my bed and woke me up going "CHAVA RAN AWAY CHAVA RAN AWAY!!!" at first (like i am quite prone to do) i thought she was part of my dream so i brushed her away, grunted something and hid under a pillow. "CHAVA RAN AWAY!!!!! AWAY!! AWAY!!! SHE RAN AWAY!! CATCH HER!!!" (dream people normally go away if you ignore them) so i dragged myself out of bed, still only .05% awake and looked out the window and in the (very very very distant) distance, i could see this big tail wagging furiously.see, there's this enormous slope behind the back of my house that goes from the ground floor is as high as my room (which is like 3 floors up) and there's this field on top of that very steep slope and this field on top of that very steep and thorny and possibly snakey slope was where chava ran away to. so, i had to climb up this very steep and thony and possibly snakey slope and mind you, i was only half awake so it took all the brain i could muster not to fall over and go back to sleep right there. and the grass is killer i tell you..full of lalang and god knows what alien weeds that come up to your hip and are covered with spikes. ended up with several rows of thorns stuck in my legs afterward o.O when i got to the top, she wasn't anywhere to be found so i whistled for her (was too croaky to yell her name) and she immediately came bounding over, all happy and smiley and jumping over me looking like "food? food? you got food? where's food!! FOOD FOOD!!" i plonked her on the nose, put her leash on and brought her back down. when we were coming down the extremely steep slope, i was slipping and sliding everywhere because there was nothing to hold onto at all so when we got near the gate, i let go of her leash figuring she'd just go back inside but YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID??


SHE RAN OFF AGAIN!!!!! i was like #%$%^&%&%$%##$@^%*&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GRRR!! she came back eventually but only after i'd gone halfway to where she was so i had to wade all the way back. MEH.


drove mum to bv yesterday and ended up bumming with sher for a while and being slightly late for hyo sun's dinner because finding a cab there is like so anal. after dinner we headed off for worship practise and we were all so mega dead because it was like ten and we were all supermassively tired. :S


gonna drive momster to megamall later and then go for an interview which i hope desperately NOT to pass because it's just stupid. dear God please let me fail this one. :((


oh and about the hair, i was like. conning you guys because i was that bored. it's super megaly layered and looks thatshort from the front but you can't really tell the difference overall. hahaha omg i have no life.

in keeping with this week's theme of all things weird and abnormal, i impulsively, for no good reason, without even thinking, went and blew 40 bucks and CHOPPED OFF MY HAIR!!!!!! D:




anyway, petty news aside, i think my secretary thing is totally jinxed because i tried to send out my very first email today and you know what?? i am "not allowed to post to this mailing list, and your message has been automatically rejected". WHAAT!!?? i feel so hurt... :( it rejected me..how could it :( :( :(


we also went to see ying off today which is why i couldn't join you (steph) and you (elsa) for tea.

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today was an Exceedingly Bizzare day.


i had an Extremely Bad dream that kept me tossing and turning all night, so i only woke up when it was Extra Bright (late) so my Egg&Bread (fried, buttery and artery stopping) were more of a Early lunch not Breakfast. i drove me and my Enormously Big laptop to bv to meet christine and try to draft our Excruciatingly Boring script. we just rushed through the last bits, timed ourselves and hastily declared it done. after that i headed down to starbucks and Easily Blew Eleven Bucks on an Expensive Beverage which was So Not Worth It. i sat there with my Extremely Big and massful dell and watched random tutorials and read random emails and looked for random pictures to suit random articles because james (don't ask me who, never met him either) told me to. after an Eternity of Boredom, i felt a tap on my shoulder and it turned out to be asher's sister, phebe which was MOST unexpected because i've never met her in my life. she said hi and i said hi and then we said bye and then she went off and then i went back to my mindless clicking but then one phonecall later which unfortunately contained Entirely Baseless accusations (regarding my Yuppieness) she came back and we sat and talked for a bit (well she talked, i kind of Babbled Excessively like i tend to do when i'm a leetle nervous). anyway, a couple of hours later i headed off to Souled Out for Adranne's (I SPELLED IT WRONG ON THE CARD D:) farewell dinner and guess what..halfway through an Extraordinarily Beautiful Elsa walks in and we're both like *!!!!!!* and then simultaneously burst into insane and uncontrollable laughter. and 5 minutes later, Ju Ean and a tablefull of HELPers walk in and i'm suddenly surrounded by acquaintances. told you it was Exceedingly Bizzare. ms leong showed us some pictures from the concert and there was one of Jaafar me trying to look Evil and Bad but have this spastic half smile on which was just pathetically non evil. dinner was nice and cozy and several overheard concert comments were shared like


"That's Nala! That's Nala!" (i'm not "nala", i'm sarah)
"That one's Farah!" "No-laaa. the middle one is Farah. That one is Yen Ping la"
"She smiled at me!! She smiled at me!!"
"Evil witch where got smile wan?!"
"I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!!!!!!" (many of us heard and were v.like#%#$^#%&%!!?!??!)


came home and got an Extranormously Brainwashy lecture from dad about this stupid abbey college.


mum: why do you want to go to abbey college?
dad: because its your stepping stone to cambridge and they have an excellent track record!
me: er..
mum: why do you think abbey college is suitable for you
dad: because their lecturers have supermassive credentials and are experienced and you can learn so much more from them than you can anywhere else!
me: er..
mum: why do you want to go to cambridge?
dad: because i know it is one of the top universities in the world!
me: er..
mum: blablabla?
dad: blablabla!
me: er..


oh and i stepped on a spider with my bare freaking foot which wasn't Erratically/Erroneously/Enchantingly anything, just THE GROSSEST THING EVER. EW MUCH!!

1. am a christian

2. suffer from severe makeup dyslexia

3. don't think i'm built for makeup at all in fact because my eyes cannot be eyelined which is just strange and not normal

4. look funny doing hiphop

5. cried over tv only on 4 separate occasions: watching th13teen, and grey's episodes: train crash (episode6,season2); finale season 2; and izzie touching denny (episode17,season3) [last one was serious BAWLING though for what reason i still cannot fathom]

6.cannot spell separate or occasions (or weird, or choreograph, or embarrassing..the list goes on)

7. like potatoes

8. can cook enough to eat when i feel like eating (all the time, almost)

9. can't give directions to my own house

10. WILL GET LOST. doesn't matter where i'm going, i will. get. lost.

11. love rummikub

12. have never played a song on an electric guitar

13. hate my feet

14. am as flat as a door

15. like vanilla ice cream and sour things

16. love bridget jones. bridget is my hero and everlasting hope that there are other socially challenged people out there who can be loved and adored enough to have movies made and books written about them.

17. would love to see a rapist get blown up

18. can't catch a ball. or throw a ball. or kick or hit or bounce or shoot one.

19. am ashamed of my use of mean sarcasm (nice sarcasm is an oxymoron i think)

20. miss high school a lot

21. never knew death cab for cutie and postal service were the same guy

22. don't like dancing in front of my parents

23. can whistle better than i can sing. [by better i mean more in tune]

24. have a dog who farts

25. don't like prom things

26. live in jeans

27. am a very passive user of facebook and friendster

28. can only speak 1.5 languages. (my grasp of bm is too pathetic to be counted as 1)

29. have never dyed my hair (and possibly never will)

30. made my own blog template!!!

31. am really proud of it :D

32. collect free postcards

33. don't like R&B/rap/trash metal/hardcore raawwwwr rock/pop/gangsta/hiphop/techno/don't break up with me/please come back to me/i'm breaking up with you/i love you/babybabybaby music

34. like grey's anatomy songs. very very much

35. don't have a clue about politics

36. blog like a bimbo

37. read captain underpants and chick lit

38. don't like superheroes much, only x-men because they're so cool

39. lose things all the time

40. wrote poems once upon a time that i cringe at now x.x

41. never paint my nails

42. read in the car even though i get carsick

43. cannot parallel park

44. have never broken a bone

45. don't like limp handshakes because it's like saying "oh..yeah..hi..whatever..i'm like..so um like..happy to meet you..or something...lykyhwtvr.."

46. never knew indie bands meant independent bands (can't spell independent either)

47. have act 2 scene 2 of romeo and juliet memorized because i love it and i'm weird like that

48. look about half my age

49. don't like clubbing

50. turn bright red embarrassingly fast when drinking

51. don't listen to the radio anymore

52. look forward to heaven because the world is a shitty place to be

53. am scared of taxis

54. like taking the train

55. am pain-in-the-assingly stubborn

56. don't talk much

57. am obviously very narcissistic because i can think of 57 things to say about myself in less than 30 minutes

58. love my friends

59. know who i want to marry

60. sleep with the lights on

61. like small houses

62. don't watch grey's "only to stare at mcdreamy"

63. think derek is a zillion times hotter than mark while we're on the topic

64. am a bad BAD ballet dancer person

65. am hungry again

66. dig irish accents

67. like being on planes

68. am still haunted by emily rose

69. am trying to see if i can hit a hundred

70. only type with 2 fingers

71. LOVE CHEMISTRY!

72. only ever wear 2 pairs of heels

73. drive barefooted

74. have never slept naked

75. have had the same hair for the last 6 years

76. google my own name

77. thought 300 was a bad movie

78. don't like using hairdryers

79. fidget a lot

80. start everyday with coffee

81. don't sleep before exams because i'm terrified that when i wake up everything will be gone.

82. wore a tutu for the first time last night despite dancing for 13 years and ohmygawd clement SAW D:

83. am terrified of big rooms full of strangers

84. use the words dude/oh/yeah/like/um/okay/*maniacal laugh* when i can't think of something to say

85. can never think of something to say

86. can never remember jokes

87. wear a lot of black

88. am not an emo person, but

89. am too soft, too quiet and too shy

90. sneeze like a trumpet farting

91. read blogs of people i don't even know just to kill time

92. dislike animal print intensely

93. like silver, not gold

94. don't know how to pick nice clothes or earrings

95. never make my bed

96. am the sloppiest girl you'll ever meet

97. am overly sensitive

98. love chocolate, hate chocolate ice cream and avoid eating dark chocolate whenever possible

99. am terrified of cancer

100. am (in reality) nothing like this blog suggests. this blog is not me. (this is a disclaimer btw, just a very late one)

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in conjunction with the all-disruptive ballet concert which is TOMORROW, i had to finally sit down today and get my costume done. which generally involved a lot of sewing stuff (long rope like thingy of sequins) onto other stuff (bodice of tutu-ie: poufty outfit).


king yi: when did you suddenly become such a grandma?


the first thing i did was put the poufty outfit on. and then after that i was pretty much stumped. i tried holding the sequin rope against me in the pattern it was supposed to be fixed but i didn't have enough fingers to do the whole thing. so i went to look for some pins but couldn't find any and had to use several needles instead. after finally getting the thing pinned on, i happily took it off and began stitching but what i didn't realise that the pins were on crooked and so i ended up with a very unstraight looking pattern thing that vaguely resembled a very diamond shaped river (the crooked rivers, not the straight ones) so and then i figured that i'd pin it there and draw a pencil outline of where its supposed to go and then sew it on. easy right? my god. do you know how hard it is to draw a straight line on yourself?? durr. with that brilliant idea down the drain, i was this close to asking my mom to do it but i didn't want to because she was being a not so nice person at the moment but then i figured i'd just wear it and sew the thing on!


now, if anyone tells you it's possible to sew something on yourself without impaling yourself at least a million times, he's probably LYING because it is NOT!!! NOT NOT NOT!!


anyway..as you may have gathered, i stabbed me with the needle more times than i would have preferred and drew blood in several fingers which thankfully didn't stain the (very white) bodice. and i also gave myself a headache from staring down crosseyed at myself for so long. and at one point i had to use my left hand to sew which was, frankly, quite terrifying because i am clumsy enough with my right hand as it is. when i finally finished, i very relievedly unhooked all the buttons, dying to get out of it but it wouldn't come off and you know WHY??


i sewed the damn thing to my bra!!!! @##%$^$%%#$@#$@#%*&^*!!!!!!!!


DURRRR!!!!!!!!!!



am finally finished but also very very annoyed at my costume although it's not its fault (hahaha look!! correct use of ' :D) if there was the slightest bit of doubt regarding my bimbotism before this you can probably chuck it out the window now.


i wanna go for cf camp!! i wanna go for cf camp!! i wanna go for cf camp!! i wanna go for cf camp!! i i wanna go for cf camp!! i wanna go for cf camp!! i wanna go for cf camp!! durrrr

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:(


oh man. the concert is on saturday and this is the first time i'm so unpsyched about it. despite last year's concert being super uber cool kickassly UNballet/classical/boring with like the awesomest dances and music ever there was still a small minority of the masses, lets call them sector K (which stands for sector Kacaubigtime) who complained that there wasn't enough ballet. oh geez come on man. this is coming from the same audience whom we killed our feet on pointe for only to be greeted by "Hah they were on pointe meh?" ZOMG. so anyway..this year's concert is like..saddishly sad. ms leong's going all the way, pushing out the boat, full montily classicalfying everything so, as a most unfortunate result, we're all doing our exam dances for solos and wearing SUPER POUFTY THINGS! D:


concerts are really depressing because you know everyone's only there to watch their own kid and therefore no one's watching you except your parents which really isn't exactly encouraging, more along the lines of like mortally embarrassing.


anyway. (all depressing thoughts are hereby to be banished from head)


oh bugger i just remembered i have to sew on like a billion sequins and find a red leotard to wear and sew that shiny thing onto the other leotard and also draw on a shirt D: durrrr.


ok. starting now.


today was (in a word) suhweeet. :)))


hmm..


yeah i think thats all.


i wanna go for cf camp!!!!!!!! :(((
(stupid concert..)

The picture is a redang one ;)


if anyone is out there please tell me what you think..i've been staring at the same thing all day long and i can no longer tell if anything looks good or not.


whatever it is though, i'm still quite proud of myself *beams* :)

yeah okay so we were probably the last ones to board the plane but ONLY BY A FEW MINUTES. anyway. the flight there was full of mega-excited-donny and richmond-super-camwhore-man who was also terrorising the air stewardesses (stewardi?)





the boat ride (from the mainland to the island) was ironically longer than the flight (across the whole country) and full of sleeping 18 year olds and rat race watchers. we camwhored on the other ferry and now that i think about it we actually travelled damn a lot on that day because (in the case of us poor lrters) we went from car to train to plane to bus to ferry to ferry. wot a payne!












we went snorkelling and saw many many fishes. :D blublub. and zomg i never knew we had such awesome corals!! snorkelling this time was actually much easier than in cairnes because the waves weren't bashing my head about and i could stay under for super long without water randomly flying in through my tube or worrying about being bashed into rocks. the nemos and the parrots were so cool and there was one fish that was just all color. no patterns or lines or anything, just super blended color. cool beans 8)




us-too-lazy-to-go-see-sharks ones bummed loads with stef and played heaps and heaps of murderer. we learned that stef is the most INVINCIBLE person ever because no matter how many times you wink at her she refuses to die!! and when you don't wink at her she'll randomly commit suicide and decide to die. lawl man.




bit of the stars after dinner and much of emo. oh and that night i dreamed that someone was calling my name over and over again while someone else was banging on something and i woke up to a very freaked out steffie going "sarah!! saraahh!!!" and a very wide awake asher going *taptaptap* on the window. was so funny. when i turned to my left n saw stef and then opened the curtain and saw asher i was so confused i almost just went back to sleep thinking it was all a strange dream.


woke up to see the sunrise but was super CONNED because even though we waited there for ages the sky just kept getting lighter (no sun) and lighter and bluer (still no sun) and brighter and lighter and before we knew it, it was morning. durr. felt so cheated man. :(


my phone got lost but i kicked it to the back of my head and made a big fat lump of undeniable it-will-come-back logic sit on it so i could enjoy the rest of the day. i did enjoy the day but the phone didn't come back. anyway. spent ages bouncing around in the waves, talking and talking and talking non stop with sher and doing stupid things like trying to drown each other (unsuccessfully). twas v. fun but got slightly sunburned. o.O




went down to the beach at night and had a super long chat with donny about life, the universe and everything. stars were amazing again but my camera stubbornly refused to take a picture of them :( the mozzies had a feast despite all our antimozzie efforts. played cards all night long and i probably could've gone on somemore except this annoying wave of emo suddenly hit me and i was so pissed at my phone for disappearing that i didn't feel like doing anything anymore so i went to sleep. >:(

















donny and arthur were going psycho with the guitar too and entertained the rest of us massively. i couldn't stop singing along even though i was so off key and loud enough for people next to me to hear. i have a video of them somewhere but i cant find it :( was insanely funny though. i laughed until my sides ached (hahaha avinash's line)



donny: lalalarandomsong random song
asher:play supermassive black hole again!
donny:lalalalalLALALAL
asher:play supermassive black hole again!!
donny:oooOOoOOOLALALALAaaaaaa!!!
asher:play supermassive black hole again!play supermassive black hole again!!!!!AGAIN AGAIN!!




was damn emo the next day because even though we chased and hunted and chased until all the workers were damn kao fed up of us we still didn't manage to get the phone back. oh well. lunched at this really weird coffee shop that had ginormous drink mugs but not enough plates for 12 people. and also bitchy waitresses who bang chopsticks on tables and snap at us for asking for plates. just like how sydney is all blue, terengganu is all pink and yellow 8)




on the train to kl central i suddenly realised the lock on my bag belonged to stef. and the keys to the lock on my bag belonged to stef. and the keys to the lock on my bag which belonged to stef WERE with stef. and the lock on my bag was on my bag. basically i was effectively locked out of my luggage so we spent the whole ride back trying to pick the lock. key word here being "trying"

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i lost my phone.
and steffie has the keys to the lock on my bag.


redang was good, all that apart from.


if anyone reads this, please message 0143254709 and tell me who you are. i am hopelessly lost without my fcuking phone.
feckitty feck damn pissing off

:D


also... it was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow pink and striped bikini that she wore for the first time today ;)


ALSO.


REDANG IS TOMORROW!! *runs around waving arms about*


ALSO ALSO..


i've got the flu =( *collapses in a pile of germs*


oh and did you know that all the cool swimwear from MNG is like..on average at least 60 bucks cheaper than all the weird ugly stuff at metro? NEITHER DID I!! (until today XD)


gotta get up before the sun tomorrow!! heehee! am super excited :D :D :D!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!

I don't belong to you anymore ;)


"The old is gone, the new has come"
2 corinthians 5:17


So anyway, I got baptized today :) Was really excited about today all week but when this morning actually came the crazy insane scariness of the testimony giving sort of distracted from the happiness but once that bit was over i couldn't stop smiling. (on the inside of course, outside i was stoning as usual XD) the baptism itself, being in the water and all was pretty uneventful. i was concentrating really hard on when to take a breath and trying not to slip and sploosh inside the tank. there was no great white light or booming voice telling me who to marry (or dump lol) and i definitely didn't acquire any superpowers but when i came out and got changed and towelled i did feel a little different. it's not a major big change, i'm not all holy and pious now but something's definitely changed. i really can't put my finger on what it is but i do know that i feel incredibly lighthearted and also really peaceful. :)




and my grandfather got baptized today too!! which is awesome because it's something i used to pray for all the time when i was a kid. the angels must be having a blast in heaven now :)




definitely a day to remember. :)) thanks guys for all the encouraging messages and the flowers (teehee) and thanks sher for being there in spirit even though you couldn't make it lol. ;)


woot! i belong to jesus now 8)

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so malang.. TWO strings broke within the space of 2 days :( and one of them was new :(((


oh and here's something really strange. see this?




it looks just like your normal, everyday camwhore picture right? the thing is, i'm wearing a bright purple shirt. and the other thing is, i don't OWN a bright purple shirt, nor was i wearing one. and the other other thing is, the shirt i was wearing was this one




not purple, red. red, not purple. how bizzare. and the other other other thing is, every other thing in the picture is the right color, it's just my shirt that has so dramatically hopped across the color spectrum. even my camera's bored of my clothes now. D:


restrung my guitar and polished the frets last night after PQ snapped my 1st string before CG OMGOSH do you KNOW how vital that string is?? NEITHER DID I!! DD: until i played without it and everything sounded funny. yerrr. worst string to break i tell you. so anyway, while putting the new strings in, i was tightening the D string and suddenly KERTWANGGNGGNGNGGG!!! the stupid string snapped and scared the daylights out of me o.O i was like !!!!!!O.O.O.O.O.O.O.O!!!!! my heart was still racing 2 minutes after that. grr. so now, i have 5 shiny strings and 1 yucky old one. =.= yish. ooh and i noticed this while cleaning frets: there are dents!! in my frets!! how cool is that?! only only the first 3 though, where the last 2 strings are. when i saw them i was like woooOOAAHHH o.o teehee




ohmgosh i think i'm coming down with flu or something :S